_*Laugh till you fall 😀😀😀😀😀😀*_

_*✨Mental Venkat*_

_Venkat went  to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C._

_After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up._

_You know why?_

_Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'_

😀

    

_Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth._

_Why?_

_Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'_

😃

_On romantic date Venkat  girl friend asks him:_

_'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'_

_He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'_

😀

_Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever._

_What will come first, chicken or egg?_

_What ever u order first will come first._

😀

_Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match._

_All were busy writing except Venkat_ 

_He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'_

😀

_What does Venkat  do after taking a Xerox?_

_He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes._

😀

 _Venkat & wife buy coffee in a shop._

_Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold._

_Wife: Why?_

_Venkat: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10._

😀

_What happens when  Venkat  wife delivers twins????_ 

_He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝_

_Manager asked Venkat  at an interview._

_Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?_ 

_Venkat replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X._

😃

_After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat  asked his wife,_

_Do I look like a foreigner?_

_Wife: No! Why?_

_Venkat: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?_

😁😉

 

_Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi_

 _Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi._

😖😠

_Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?_

_Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!_

😝😜✌

_Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!_

_Venkat: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!_

😘😍

_Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"_

_Venkat : "All are born on government holidays...!!!_

😭😂✨

_Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?_

_Venkat : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE_

👏✋😜😝✨

_Do not laugh alone.. Just pass to your groups._