_*Laugh till you fall 😀😀😀😀😀😀*_
_*✨Mental Venkat*_
_Venkat went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C._
_After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up._
_You know why?_
_Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'_
😀
_Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth._
_Why?_
_Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'_
😃
_On romantic date Venkat girl friend asks him:_
_'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'_
_He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'_
😀
_Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever._
_What will come first, chicken or egg?_
_What ever u order first will come first._
😀
_Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match._
_All were busy writing except Venkat_
_He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'_
😀
_What does Venkat do after taking a Xerox?_
_He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes._
😀
_Venkat & wife buy coffee in a shop._
_Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold._
_Wife: Why?_
_Venkat: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10._
😀
_What happens when Venkat wife delivers twins????_
_He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝_
_Manager asked Venkat at an interview._
_Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?_
_Venkat replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X._
😃
_After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat asked his wife,_
_Do I look like a foreigner?_
_Wife: No! Why?_
_Venkat: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?_
😁😉
_Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi_
_Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi._
😖😠
_Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?_
_Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!_
😝😜✌
_Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!_
_Venkat: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!_
😘😍
_Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"_
_Venkat : "All are born on government holidays...!!!_
😭😂✨
_Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?_
_Venkat : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE_
👏✋😜😝✨
_Do not laugh alone.. Just pass to your groups._
