1) *What is Old Age?*

           Best Answer:

         When You start

        Turning Off Lights

                    for 

        Economic Reasons

                  rather 

       than Romantic Reasons 

                    😃😛

                      and

              when You start

                 Cursing the

                    Romantic

             Restaurant Lights,

                    becoz You

          Can't Read the Menu 

                   👍 😁 👍

2) *Who are MEN?*

Woh jo Narak mein bhi apne *Dost se Mile, toh kahe.. "Abe !! Yamraj ki Wife Dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag "!!** 😆😜

*Who are Women ??*

Woh jo Swarg mein bhi apni Saheli se Mile, toh kahe.. *"Apsara Dekhi... No Dressing Sense at all".* 😄😅😆